December 2011
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Buzz
I woke up this morning without an alarm. I got up, fed the dog, and sat and watched How It’s Made for a while until Lorelei woke up. We then traded porn links back and forth for a little bit before having sex. Great sex. Great “collapse and immediately pass out afterward” sex. I awoke some time later (I don’t know how long I was out), got dressed, and she dropped me off at...
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Sort Of Like Cheating
Having sex before going to the therapist is kind of like taking an antihistamine before going to the allergist.
It skews the results.
Not that I would know anything about that.
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Speaking of Cheesecakes...
I had to share this. Recently, Lorelei & I attended a Christmas party, to which I brought my Eggnog-Pumpkin Cheesecake. A friend of ours who is 1) very hot, and 2) a lesbian, upon eating my cheesecake, walked up to me, and soberly declared to me, and the immediately surrounding crowd, “(your cheesecake) is good enough to turn a girl.”
That is the single highest compliment my food...
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Don't Come Around Here No More
First of all, I was all proud of how often I was updating, but now we’re back to being sporadic at best. Some of this is owing to the fact that, in the lead up to Thanksgiving, I was baking like a madman. I sold some cheesecakes! So far, just a plain, a (gluten-free) turtle, and two eggnog-pumpkin, but hey, they’re sales, and they’re helping add some income for Christmas. But...