February 2012
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Laissez les bon temp rouler!
Belinda just left. And I had some Abita in the fridge.
Best. Mardi gras. Ever.
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Question
A thought occurred to me tonight as I drove home from rehearsal, and heard a bluegrass song on the radio relating the story of some wedding ring in a pawn shop that keeps getting bought for a young couple, and then sold when they split, only to be rebought again. That got me thinking: let’s say there was a magic wedding ring that would guarantee a storybook, “perfect” marriage...
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As It Turns Out...
Lorelei has lots of tests to grade and such tonight, so canceling appeared to be a foregone conclusion. Probably just as well.
I just hate disappointing people.
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No.
If your partner wants to have sex, and you’re not into it, for whatever reason, you might disappoint them, but that’s it. If your partner and your sometimes fuck buddy want to have a threesome, and you’re not into it, now you’re disappointing two people. Thus the dilemma in which I currently find myself, and why I agreed to have said threesome tonight, though I really...
January 2012
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And There's a Threesome About to Happen...
…in my living room. Back later.
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When I'm Feelin' Thursday
I was informed tonight, while packing up my gear after rehearsal, that Belinda has requested our, um, services Thursday. It’s a nice little ego boost to have someone who, frankly, could probably find someone else to fuck, to want to come back. But that aside, I thought of this song. Enjoy.
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About Last Night...
Ladies & gentlemen, and those who identify as some other gender, last night, as I came home from an audition, I caught Lorelei with her face buried between another woman’s thighs.
Please, hold your applause until the end.
I put my gear down, poured myself a New Holland Brewing Co. Poet Oatmeal Stout in a nice glass goblet, and sat down to enjoy the show for a while. It was like porn,...
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So apparently this is happening. I have an audition tonight, so Lorelei and Belinda are going to… ahem… entertain each other until I get home.
Rock and fucking roll.
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BDSMS
So, just got a text message from Belinda saying “Thinking about you guys,” followed by a nice dirty video.
Methinks this weekend tonight might get interesting. Can’t wait to show it to Lorelei when she gets home.
UPDATE: Apparently this is an urgent request. I really wish I could get ahold of Lorelei. The scheduling would be much easier.
December 2011
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Buzz
I woke up this morning without an alarm. I got up, fed the dog, and sat and watched How It’s Made for a while until Lorelei woke up. We then traded porn links back and forth for a little bit before having sex. Great sex. Great “collapse and immediately pass out afterward” sex. I awoke some time later (I don’t know how long I was out), got dressed, and she dropped me off at...
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Sort Of Like Cheating
Having sex before going to the therapist is kind of like taking an antihistamine before going to the allergist.
It skews the results.
Not that I would know anything about that.
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Speaking of Cheesecakes...
I had to share this. Recently, Lorelei & I attended a Christmas party, to which I brought my Eggnog-Pumpkin Cheesecake. A friend of ours who is 1) very hot, and 2) a lesbian, upon eating my cheesecake, walked up to me, and soberly declared to me, and the immediately surrounding crowd, “(your cheesecake) is good enough to turn a girl.”
That is the single highest compliment my food...
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Don't Come Around Here No More
First of all, I was all proud of how often I was updating, but now we’re back to being sporadic at best. Some of this is owing to the fact that, in the lead up to Thanksgiving, I was baking like a madman. I sold some cheesecakes! So far, just a plain, a (gluten-free) turtle, and two eggnog-pumpkin, but hey, they’re sales, and they’re helping add some income for Christmas. But...
November 2011
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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
Sure, why not?
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According to The X, the divorce papers have been filed. I jokingly told Lorelei that when the divorce goes through, we should have a threesome. Apparently she’s currently working on hooking that up.
This should be interesting.
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Falling Feels Like Flying
I don’t quite have the capacity or mental clarity to expound on this right now. It’s generally good, though, and has a lot to do with last night, and it’s implications for the future. This song sort of addresses some of my feelings on the subject.
The moment right before you realize you’re falling, you’re free. In that split-second before gravity - and reality -...
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Saturday Night Quickie
Just a quick note here, on which I’m sure I will further elaborate at a later time. An old flame of mine, whom we’ll call Belinda, whom I was seeing when I met Lorelei, has been playing a little game with me tonight via IM:
I send, in somewhat graphic detail, some of the things Lorelei and I would do to her, were she to come over and be willing to, y’know, do them, and in...
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Home Improvement, Edmund Fitzgerald, & Fuckin' In...
Today, Lorelei and I slept in. Seriously. Just slept. It was nice to have a day to rest. We went out for lunch at a new place in town, and then went home to catch up on some projects; Lorelei was finally going to tackle the pile of winter clothes (that never got put away in spring) and I decided to finally put some shelving in our closet, and see if I can find where the leak in the wall is coming...
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Not How I Planned It
WARNING: Raw, uncensored, honest confessions of human frailty ahead. Proceed at your own risk.
I could really use some compassion right now; a hug and an “it’s okay,” but that’s not forthcoming. So I’m listening to depressing music and getting drunk. Today was a great day until I fucked it all up. Sure, at first, I thought the blame might lie with Lorelei, but the...
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Quickie
I have a client coming over in a few minutes, so I have to be brief. I wouldn’t even write, but it’s pertinent:
I REALLY have to stop fantasizing about fucking my clients. It makes the meetings hard difficult ;)
October 2011
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All-Hallows Eve
Well, hello, Tumblr. I know, I know, I keep saying things about getting my writing going again, but I’m never sure what to say anymore, and I often find myself short on time.
To some degree, this is good. I’ve been busy working on my music, which is a very good thing. I’ve been writing a lot of songs, and working on getting my band assembled and up to speed, so that has occupied...
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Big Tits Covered In Cum...
What else could you want?
Also, hello, Tumblr… it’s been a while.
September 2011
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Watching the “Food Porn” episode of No Reservations, and looking at sex porn on the computer. Today seemed like a good day for hedonistic indulgence.
August 2011
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Well, hello, jealous insecurity. When did you get here?
July 2011
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I’d rather be alone than tolerated.
I feel like I only bother to write anything in here when I need to complain about something, but sometimes I feel like it’s my only real outlet.
May 2011
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200 Scripts
Well, here goes. I’m finally getting around to it: my 200th post. (I’ll wait while the fanfare dies down)
Because of self-imposed pressure to make it a “great one,” I’ve avoided writing it all together. Well, that’s part of the reason. The real reason is that I’ve been extremely depressed for the last several months. Sure, part of it is because of...
April 2011
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WTT: Logo for Pr0n
Up-and-coming porn star April O’Neil put out a plea on Twitter looking for graphic designers willing to do a logo in exchange for free porn. So, I threw my hat in the ring. We’ll see what happens, and you can guarantee I’ll keep you all posted.
Besides, it seems like a fair trade ;)
March 2011
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Vignettes
So, yes, I haven’t written in a while, but I have a bit of a defense. First, I’ve been awfully busy lately. Second, I just got back from New Orleans. I had planned to write while I was there, but the Historic Cotton Exchange Hotel’s WiFi blows. (NOLA was awesome, though - hopefully more on that soon) Third, I have started about five or six different blogs, and deleted them -...
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So what if old jazz turns me on? So what?
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February 2011
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An Early Spring
Apologies to my loyal readers - today’s story won’t be very sexy, but it’s from the heart.
As those of you who have followed me for a while already know, I love baseball. And today, as those of you to whom this means something already know, was the unofficial start of spring, the demarcation known by the four most beautiful words of winter: Pitchers and catchers report. Yes,...
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WatchI saw RED in theaters a few months ago, and, besides the fact that it was a great film, Helen Mirren was looking really fucking hot (the big guns help). Then this clip from Love Ranch came to my attention. Sure, back in the old days when she made films like Caligula, The Age of Consent, and The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, she was smoking hot, but ladies and gentlemen: Helen...
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I Didn't Realize I Was That Disgusting
So, I happened upon this image:
…and needed to look up the word for one of my own fetishes: crying. So I Googled “sexually aroused by crying” and clicked on the first result. What I found was a bit… annoying. As it so happens, “dacryphilia” (the term I was looking for) is “the 20th most odd and disgusting fetish sure to turn you off.”
We...
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Good Morning
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before, but I don’t sleep particularly well. To sleep a few hours at a stretch, and to make it through a night only waking three or four times is rare, to say the least, and it’s been this way most of my life. Add to it that when I do dream, my dreams are usually at best disturbing, and often downright terrifying, and you’ll get...
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30 Days of Kink - Day #30
Day 30: Whatever BDSM/kink related thing you want to write about.
I’ll admit, I had a tough time coming up with something to write about, seeing as how I’ve already covered more aspects of my kink than I had even previously considered. That said, I found a great article that scientifically confirms what I’ve been saying, and finally puts to bed the ridiculous argument...
January 2011
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30 Days of Kink - Day #29
Day 29: Do you have a BDSM title (e.g. mistress, master, slut, pig, whore, princess, goddess, ma’am, sir)? What is your opinion of the use of titles in general?
To answer the first question, no. The second question is going to be slightly more long-winded.
As I have previously alluded to, whatever floats your boat, go for it, but the protocol thing’s just not for me. I don’t have...
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30 Days of Kink - Day #28
Day 28: How do you dress for kink/BDSM play? What significance does your attire have to you?
I don’t have a particular “thing” I go for, and I don’t wear what some would consider to be “proper BDSM attire” - leather, metal studs, big boots, etc. Not to say I don’t have things I like to wear.
At parties, I just dress comfortably. Now, comfortable to me...
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30 Days of Kink - Day #27
Day 27: Do your non-kink interests ever find their way into your kinky activities? If so, how?
Oh, of course. I don’t stop being me just because I’m doing something kinky, seeing as that’s part of who I am, and I’m very passionate about many things, and because of that, they permeate most aspects of my life.
The first is music. Even if we’re not listening to anything (usually because I forgot...
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30 Days of Kink - Day #26
Day 26: What’s your opinion on online BDSM play?
Online BDSM play? Online? I mean, I guess camming could be fun, but I just don’t see online BDSM being at all engaging. In fact, it seems rather pointless. ”Oh, baby, I love watching you flog yourself while you’re tied to the bed in a four-point harness sys… oh, wait. I guess you can’t really do that.” I...